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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

(via effiepanagiotidis)

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

(via puxxx)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via departured)

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

(via encourage)

alfred-f-jones:

I have to press his paw down to hit the enter key

(via aybaddon)

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

bitrates:

Next time I have a surgery and I’m in pain, the doctor just needs to dump a box full of kittens on top of me and I’ll feel much better

bitrates:

Next time I have a surgery and I’m in pain, the doctor just needs to dump a box full of kittens on top of me and I’ll feel much better

(via laugh-addict)

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

image

(via succeeding)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via laugh-addict)

kazei:

(18+)

(via mutualcollision)